I just picked up foreign exchange student, Amarna Miller, from the airport, it's time to introduce her to you, my sheltered son. "This is Amarna. She's Mexican," I tell you. Amarna tries to say that she's Spanish, from Europe but that doesn't matter to me. The only thing that matters is that I got a very cute foreign girl to be your new friend. I explain to Amarna that I've provided a good opportunity for her to learn in America, but I had another motive in allowing her to stay in our home: my son is shy, not very good with women." You're embarrassed at what I'm saying, but you know it's true. "Amarna is a cute girl, worldly, and she can help you get more comfortable around girls," I explain. "The only girl he’s ever been with is his mother." Amarna thinks it's a very weird situation, she's quite uncomfortable