Your senior thesis for art school is due tomorrow...and the negatives for the final collage are ruined!! You need to recreate the images immediately but none of your models are around. You need a female who will do you this solid, help you out of this serious jam...naturally, your mind wanders to your mother. Always there for you. And, well...your collages tend to be fairly sexual - risque, even -,you choose very attractive women to be your artist's models.,well...your mom is a total smoke show.