I didn't think Valentina Sierra was a patient of mine, but she came in to my office today saying she wanted the results of a blood test. I was very confused because she said she was my patient and we had seen each other the week before, but I didn't recognize her. I went to reception to see if there had been a mistake, but when I came back into the room Valentina had changed into high heels and black lingerie that showcased her big fake boobs. Valentina told me a friend of hers had come for some of my 'alternative medicine...