Case #2489020 – December 16th, 2:53 PM. Suspect is a dark haired woman over the age of thirty,is filed in the Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF, category. She identifies herself as Dava Foxx. She claims that she is a family woman, a mother,wife. She is also married to a powerful senator. The Loss Prevention Officer charges her with theft,tampering with evidence. To make sure news does not get out, the suspect makes a deal with the Officer. The rest of this case is classified. Evidence logged on December 16, 2019.