Case #4268199 – December 23rd, 3:32 PM. Suspect is a brunette woman over thirty. She identifies herself as Krissy Lynn. She is apprehended on suspicion that she has stolen batteries from the storefront. The Loss Prevention Officer does a strip search,finds the stolen battery in an adult toy lodged in the suspects anal cavity. The rest of this case is classified. Evidence logged on December 23, 2019.